Some rigs haul cargo. This one hauls legend. The Porkchop Express is the flagship of the CryptidCraft garage, a road warrior built for investigators who understand that when some wild-eyed eight-foot-tall maniac asks you what's going to happen, you look him straight in the eye and hit the boost. Full driving controls, boost included, exclusive to owners. Everyone in the hub will hear you coming. That's the point. Remember what ol' Jack Burton always says: you leave the yacht at the dock, you take the Express.