The Greeks wrote it down as a warning: cut off one head and two grow back. That's not a monster, that's a math problem you lose. Heracles needed fire, a nephew, and divine blood just to break even. Yours asks for none of that. This hydra is content to be your plus-one, trailing you around the hub with every head pointed loyally in your direction. All of them watch you. All of them approve. Probably. Just remember you're on the good side of a creature whose entire legend is about what happens to people who aren't.
Hydra Pet
